Art Direction for short films / movies	I have some experience in indie productions and advertisements.
B&W Photography	35mm film only.
Directorial Skills	Theatre / Short films & videos.
Filmmaking Skills	8mm and 16mm lighting and editing, PA, Grip.
Film / Video Consulting	I can watch unfinished works and tell you what I think, in depth, with film theories, music video theories, video theories and stuff.

Basic Massage Therapy

I learned from a few blind masseuse while travelling in China.

Basic Animation	Basic Flash, Web, or Video
Basic Reason	A music generation program tutorial.
Basic Web Design	...
Computer Tech Support	Fixing, upgrades, diagnostics, spyware detection removal... used to work in a computer shop.
DVD Authoring / Programming	Up to 4GB, on DVD-R, custom interface.
Editing	Final Cut Pro / Premiere but don't have machine.
Graphics Illustrations	Vector based.
Photoshop	Photo manipulation, photo restoration.

Basic Reason	A music generation program turorial.
Singing	Trained as baritone but haven't sang publically for a while, will jam.. could offer basic lessons I guess.

Home made eclairs

I can make them for services or stuff.

Chinese	I can offer lessons in Chinese.
English	I can offer lessons in English.
French	I need to polish up my French. I haven't used much since moving from Montreal years ago.

DVDs	I have about 80 DVDs, will lend or exchange but not permanently as they are my babies.

Intellectual / Philosophical Discussions

Will trade for getting out of my loneliness / insanity or just my apartment for that matter.